LITERALLY THIS JUST HAPPENED I'M SCREAMING
- ME: *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
- UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
- This happened to us once:
- My roommate: WHAT ARE THEY SELLIN'?!
- Me: CHOCOLATE!
- My roommate: WHAT?!
- Me: CHOCOLATE!!!
- My roommate: WHAT?!!!
- Person in the next room: CHOCOLAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m deeply and emotionally disturbed by Moriarty’s accent.


